Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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