Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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