i permit you to call me
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Drunk walkin through police station. America
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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