We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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