Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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