its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
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