I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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