Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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