I'm going to jail i love you
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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