He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
