The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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