i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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