what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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