In the future we'll all be gay
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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