god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
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