East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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