They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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