Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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