"it" just moved
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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