Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Randomize
