did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Michael Bay diarrhea
Last night, you attempted to motor boat my vagina then proceeded to blow raspberries on it. Don't ever do that again.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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