I hope mine doesn't look like that
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
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