I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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