Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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