used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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