I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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