Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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