Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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