Buhtt sex?
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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