gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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