That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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