Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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