I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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