Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
don't judge my taste in strippers
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize