Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Randomize
