Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
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