I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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