Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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