she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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