He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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