Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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