He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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