:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
