remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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