Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Randomize