I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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