just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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