It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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