if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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