her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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