U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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