what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
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