p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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