Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
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