ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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